If you vape you are going to hell
"My mom said that the government made up climate change for money," my first-grade best friend Molly remarked to me, standing in front of her living room TV, staring unknowingly at Fox news. "God would never really let something like that happen." She was confident in her words. I, however, was not. While lucky enough that my parents relied on news outlets other than Fox, I didn't have the luxury of a religious upbringing, so I was unable to wield conservative media's blind faith shield against anxieties of the world ending in a big ball of fire- that's what I thought global warming was as a child, that one day everything would get too hot and simply combust, flames engulfing me and everything I loved. Once I was dead, I would spend an eternity surrounded by even more fire. Molly also taught me that. She recommended I start sleeping over every Saturday so I could easily accompany her to church every Sunday… 'or else.' She was a really kind...